Q&A: How do you answer the phone when a telemarketer calls?

Question:

How do you answer the phone when a telemarketer calls?

I say, “Thanks for calling WNPR; you’re on the air.” How about you?

Best answer:

Answer by Penners
I just go silent til they give up.

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

16 Comments

  1. TheDoctor says:

    Dave’s not here

  2. todiscoduck says:

    Pizza Hut Delivery, we deliver in 30 minutes or less :)

  3. faux pas says:

    WHO DIS??

  4. ?<---jordan. says:

    LOL thats funny.
    i just talk in an accent or i just dont even speak in a language i just jabber and see what they do.

  5. OC42 says:

    let the answering machine answer your phone. never have to talk to them they hang up.; get a zapper at radio shack too. remvies your number from their files!!!

  6. ? Luv says:

    I don’t answer at all…the wonders of caller ID :)

  7. stormieserenity says:

    I ask them to give me their home number & tell them that i will get back with them later LOL – gets them everytime.

  8. Candice J says:

    I’m actually on the do not call list but my mom used to say when they asked I’m not here right now want me to take a message cracked me up all the time

  9. Susie says:

    They usually ask for my mom so I say, “She hasn’t gotten out of jail yet.” (she isn’t really in jail)

    Or I say in a tearful voice, “She left us last night, peacefully in her sleep. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME??? EVERYONE I KNOW KEEPS ON DYING!” and then I blubber on until they either try to comfort me or hang up.
    :-) Works like a charm.

  10. cassie says:

    lol;lol;lol…..i have caller i.d.now-what telem.??!!!lol

  11. kurleylovescheese says:

    i give the phone to my little kid.

  12. Finnavere says:

    I just start talking to them like there one of my friends…

    Hi how are you? My day today sucked. My bf, todd? you know him? well, we broke up. OMG did you see cheryls shorts today? Her butt was like… HANGING OUT… what a slut! on and on and on, i can talk forever…

  13. rockerchick says:

    i say, hello u got the wrong number and then hang up lol
    God Bless

  14. motley nut says:

    I pick up the receiver and then put it back down w/out saying anything.

    Or I tell them to give me their phone # so I can call them back during their dinner time.

  15. ~~Catbird Woman~~ says:

    I usually let the answering phone pick up but sometimes we do answer it and usually when we do answer, we tell them we are not interested.

    I have worked as a telemarketer, and I know how it is. Sometimes I wished people would just tell me to take them off the list, that we didn’t have to call them back. But now since I don’t work there, that is what you should do, if you don’t want any. Tell them to take you off the list and if they call you back, then they are in deep trouble.

    Hope this helps!

  16. jenny says:

    i crinkle a wrapper in front of the phone so it sounds like static, and then i hang up on them



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