POLL: What is your most impressive way to get rid of a telemarketer?
January 14, 2012
Question:
POLL: What is your most impressive way to get rid of a telemarketer?
Best answer:
Answer by hollisterxox1
F*CK OFF
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hang up on them.
Soundboards… heheheheh
Put them on hold & leave them there.
two words: tom mabe
mess with their headz maan
i pick up the phone and say “WHAT THE F::: DO YOU WANT?!?” metal style xD
“Well sir or mam do you know that Jesus loves you?” believe ne they are gone within that second, Not offending God or anything but I actually do that,
Threaten to kill them if they call again.
My husband answers the phone :
“Hi, my name is Corky and I just pooped my pants… Hehwoe?? Hehwooooeee???” said with a slur.
They hang up.
Ask them to marry you.
I tell them if they want only 5 minutes of my time to do a survey, then i want 5 minutes of *THEIR* time to do a survey of my own…
Consisting of some *very* personal questions, if you know what i mean lol
They usually hang up themselves
Continue the imaginary argument
that you are having with an X,
about his assorted affair, and
worthless job as a telemarketer.
Throw in some accusations
you are talking to his lover from
the office !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Works Wonders !!
ROFL !!
When they ask for my mom, I walk around the house opening doors walking up and down the stairs for about 3-5 minutes and after I just tell them she’s not here.
The Midwest Arsonist
I speak Huttese. Since it is a language that isn’t taught in any schools on the planet (as far as I know) they aren’t capable of understanding what I am saying. They end up hanging up. dopo me gusha pedunke?
tll them this:
“bye”
One time, a telemarketer called my mom, and she told the woman in a little girl’s voice that her parents weren’t home. When the telemarketer asked her when they would be home, she said she didn’t know. The same telemarketer called back the next day, and my mom told her in the same little girl’s voice that her parents still weren’t home, and she was getting really scared.